- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

i have cancer

What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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