( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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