what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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anti-joke teehee

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Libraries.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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your mom

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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