What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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equality for women

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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