- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

Hi my name is Bob

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

Hi Adam,

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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