Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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i like pie

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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