- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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