You're on fire.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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