What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

A black man without problems.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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