- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

This is a joke for Homeless people:

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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