Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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make me a sandwich!

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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