- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

theres a fat guy

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Your mom.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

The AIDS patient was gay

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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