A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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My nipple is bleeding

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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France never surrender.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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