Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Rick Perry.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Anti Joke

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