What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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I can't see my forehead

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Rick Perry.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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