if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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