What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

A black guy gets arrested...

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Female Athletics

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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