how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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My life

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Gay rights

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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