Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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