Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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The joke below me is retarded

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Hey, you have small hands.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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