A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

thumb_up thumb_down +78

A baby seal walks in to a club

thumb_up thumb_down +68

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +46

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

thumb_up thumb_down +32

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

thumb_up thumb_down +32

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

thumb_up thumb_down +32

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

This site is hilarious oh wait...

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's 9 +10 19

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops