what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Hello world

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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