Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Turtles

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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i like potatoes

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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