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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

A scottish man having fun

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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The Aristocrats

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Chuck Norris died.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

I met a man today. His name was John.

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