Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Kate

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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