What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Women's rights.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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The jets are a good team..

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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