i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Obama

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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i am predestal

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Anti Joke

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