Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

i have aids and a chode

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

knock knock go away

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