To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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