- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

No.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A black succeeds

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

i like potatoes

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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