Women's rights

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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