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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Well, this is fun.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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