knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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SPAMS!!!

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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