What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

The jets are a good team..

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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