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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

did you ever see a butter fly?

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Turtles

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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