There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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noodles

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Anti Joke

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