In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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come along children

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Why Because

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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