A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What has human male genitalia? A human male

That's what he said.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Lockerbie bombing

anus soup

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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