A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Miscarriages.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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This joke isnt funny.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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