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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

A fish walks into a bar

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A bar walks into your mother.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Well, this is fun.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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