What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

i have 2 penises

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

The size of Idris Elba's penis

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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