anus soup

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

9:11 make a wish

Whoa! A talking carrot!

look at there!! an entire dog!!

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womans rights

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Punchline.

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