Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

9:11 make a wish

Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Punchline.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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