What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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