How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

you wanna hear a joke? no

What did the mole say? Nothing

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Rick Perry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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