Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Rick Perry.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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