What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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fart

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Freedom of Speech

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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