Real jokes.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Women's rights

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Small breasts.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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