What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Jasper sucks.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Three men walked into a metal pole

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

The chicken crossed the road.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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