A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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A ginger rapping.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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