What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Global Warming.

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gay marriage.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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