How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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black people. that is all...

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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potato

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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What's 6+2? 16

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Hitler

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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