- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Drew Knowles is gay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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