Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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