If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Matt is a Duster!

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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