- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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