- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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