How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Lockerbie bombing

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womens rights

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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the cow goes moo

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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penis

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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