Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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my penis

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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