- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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