What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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