- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Massie is a fatass

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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