What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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