Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Flowers are colors Love me

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

12 in general

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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