What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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