why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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I like the color potato.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Anti Joke

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