Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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